I feel like giving some shit away. I love giveaways. I love going to the post office with a box full of sex toys and seeing them handled, weighed, thrown around like all the other boxes. It makes me wonder what’s in all the other boxes and hope they too are full of sex toys heading to some lucky winner of an online giveaway.
It’s been awhile since I had a giveaway. The whole cancer and death thing really messes with my ability to review products I’m sent and sponsor giveaways on the site. But I’ve got some leftover goodies from past giveaways that were never claimed (I know, right? How do you not claim your free sex toys?) that I’m ready to try giving away again.
One lucky winner will receive:
- One large black butt-plug (I find these make hilarious conversation starters as table centerpieces) from Eden Fantasys
- One large blue dildo from Eden Fantasys
- One bottle of flavored lube from Wet Lubricants
- One DVD full of hot queer sex from The Crash Pad
- A handwritten note from me
- Some random other cool shit I might find between now and then
WAIT is this where we leave comments? write me a haiku if you write me a handwritten letter! 🙂 xo KC
Yes, comment right here
I’d happily write you a
Haiku if you win.
If I win, write me a letter about your work on sex and the law! I’d love to know more about how you’re fighting for sex-positivity!
Please write a recipe of some sort! 🙂
Ooh, I have lots of recipes! Deal.
Oh this is so exciting! I’d love some new toys, and one of these things is something I *just* told my guy I needed to get last week!!!! It’s meant to be! Carrie, in a note, I’d just love you to tell me what’s been helping you feel better lately. I want you to find happiness during this difficult time. XO
Thanks a lot for the kind words. I find that chocolate helps. 🙂 And yoga. Good luck!
I’d like to have you write to me about learning to tie your shoelaces.
That’s actually a really interesting story because I learned two different ways at once. I’ll write that if you win!
I would like to know what your thoughts are about sexual frustration.
I’m too sexually frustrated to write that out! 🙂 But I’ll make time if you win.
Me n wife would love it 😉
Good luck!
If I’m lucky enough to win, I’d like to read a quicky: one sentence erotica.
That will be one long sentence!
i’d like you to write a wishes for my second anniversary on 2013 april 23th with my gf..thankyou..best regard from indonesia..
Congrats on your upcoming anniversary!
LOVE this site!!!
Well thank you Elle! We love our readers.
This is haaaaard! I like all the requests so far, heh. I think I’d like to request a joke. The corniest you got. Yeah 🙂
Oh man, I’ve got some really corny jokes, so if you win I’ll send a few.
Tell me a secret. I’ll keep it forever.
Um, um…what would I want you to write. You know what…I would want a surprise! Yes 😀 Cause surprises are good!
I want you to tell me your life story!
I want to win I love that blue toy its so hot.
I would love some news toys as I am a returning student and have an EXTREMELY limited budget for toys.