Turns out, I’m not just a big enough deal to get Epiphora, Queeroschino Cherry and Redhead Bedhead out of bed earlier than noon.
Alarm went off + I was like “WHAT WAIT EARLY WHY” then I remembered: dirty pancake date w/ @Queeraschino @QueerieBradshaw @bedheadtweeting!
— Epiphora (@Epiphora) January 17, 2014
Breakfast with @QueerieBradshaw: The only reason to get up before noon.
— Queeraschino Cherry (@Queeraschino) January 17, 2014
Glamour Brazil listed me as number 14 of its Top 100 sex blogs of the world.
Or at least I think that’s what the article said. I don’t know, my Portuguese is rusty. There’s a chance it said Top 100 blogs that show photos of their authors looking really gay as a kid.
How do you say “I’m kind of a big deal” in Portuguese?
“Eu sou uma espécie de grande negócio.” That’s how.
This means I get a free trip to Brazil, right?
Right.
Thanks Glamour Brazil. Glad you like what I’m throwing down.
[Editor’s note: Because I apparently can’t read, the earlier post of this said I was number 13. I’m number 16.]