Porn Review: Taxi Vol. 1 by Juicy Pink Box and Girlfriends Films

When I first heard about Jincey Lumpkin, Esq. – the Chief Sexy Officer of Juicy Pink Box, a high quality lesbian porn company – Curve Magazine was calling her the lesbian Hugh Hefner.  This, of course, made me want to 1. see her porn and 2. get an invitation to her “mansion.” The porn came in the mail a couple weeks ago, now I’m just waiting for my invitation to visit.

The Good: The best part of a Juicy Pink Box production is the cinematic quality. Shot in high resolution with full set lighting and cinematography, Lumpkin’s images are as high class as her models. “Tumble,” a scene between Sir Sterling and Zoe, is the first scene in which you really start to see action and I love that the femme bodied Zoe tops the more masculine bodied Sir Sterling, making Sterling ejaculate all over the back seat of the Taxi. As hot as that is, I’d hate to be the next patron.

Things heat up even more after that, when Syd Blackovich – one of my favorite porn stars – and Justine Joli – a classy redheaded femme I’m happy to have been introduced to through this film – throw each other around the front seat of the car, fucking wildly and eventually becoming a sweaty ball of sex. Their hot scene together almost makes up for the more touchy-feely scenes earlier on in the film.

The Bad: Forgive me the bad pun, but the orgasms are slow to come. I appreciate the sensuality, but when I put on a porn to get off I kinda just want to get down to business. Sure, the picture is beautiful and I appreciate that they’re trying to work me up with cinematic foreplay, but I find myself just skipping to the last scenes, making me wish the porn had more fucking and less sensual touching. It is a rarity that a fast-forward through any scene with Jiz Lee, but I did exactly that in this film. That all said, I know that not all people are as quick to the, um, punch – to use another bad pun – as I am when I get off to porn, so I’m sure the more sensual scenes will be appreciated by others more than me.

The Ratings:

  • Overall Bang for the Buck: 3/5
  • Cinematic Quality: 5/5
  • Acting/Performances: 4/5
  • Kinkiness: 2/5
  • Realism: 4/5
  • Educational Value: 2/5
  • Going at it Alone: 3/5
  • Watching with a Partner: 3/5
  • The Big “O”: 3/5

The Bottom Line: The actors are beautiful and the cinematic quality is the best you’re going to get in porn, but the action is slow to come. However it’s steaming hot when it finally heats up, so it’s worth your money to at least buy it on demand to watch once.

For more about the series, including a trailer for your viewing pleasure, visit Juicy Pink Box.

Available: Through Juicy Pink Box directly or at Adult Video Empire.

 

About Queerie Bradshaw

A sexpert with a law degree, Lauren Marie Fleming (a.k.a. Queerie Bradshaw) is a writer, speaker and consultant specializing in the legal and social issues surrounding sex, sexuality, gender and gender identity. As a writing teacher and editor-in-chief of the multi-author blog QueerieBradshaw.com, Lauren encourages others to tell their intimate stories as a way to remove social stigmas. Lauren is currently finishing up the final chapters of her memoir, based on her popular sex blog for Curve Magazine. She also write "Lascivious" for VICE Magazine, a column on sex and porn from a queer perspective -- with a legal twist. Always up for a chat, Lauren can be found on Twitter at @QueerieBradshaw and encourages people to say hi.
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