One day, in the middle of finals of my last semester of law school, I came home from studying to find two large boxes on my doorstep: one containing my graduation cap and gown and the other containing a plethora of pornography from Girlfriend Films. Continuing with the law school theme of the day, I decided to take a much needed break from studying to watch Lesbian Legal, Part 1 (link NSFW). I didn’t learn much about the law that afternoon, but I did gain a new porn star crush.
The Good: India Summer. She’s hot, queer (so I’ve heard, I cannot confirm these rumors, but I like to think she is) and seems to be one of the only gals in this film who knows what she’s doing. I love a good LHB (long-haird butch) and India Summer commanded my attention immediately. I enjoyed watching her top Prinzzess and their scene together is by far the best and most realistic in the set. I definitely have a new porn star crush. The best acting is this film comes from Avy Scott and her second scene with Alyssa Reece (who has really sexy buff arms) is not as realistic as India Summer’s scenes but still hot. The scene between Payton Leigh and Samantha Ryan has a MILF, somewhat realistic feel to it, although it wasn’t as much my thing as the other scenes were. There is also something to be said for the inter-office, screwing the paralegal fantasy that is acted out here as well, although I couldn’t help but keep thinking “they’re gonna be sued for sexual harassment!”. Stupid law school thinking ruins all my fun.
The Bad: There’s just too much talking and attempted acting for me in this film. It takes 10 minutes to even see a breast and then there’s just kissing until 30 minutes into the film when we finally see some action. The action we finally do see seems completely fake and in some shots it looks like Janet Mason’s tongue isn’t even touching Louisa Lakewood’s vagina. Skip past this first scene and on to the better other scenes and you’ll be happier and hornier. Overall, even though it bills itself as “simply the most realistic sex in lesbian adult video,” this film still lacks the kind of real lesbian action I like to see. That said, I’d probably still buy something else in the lesbian legal series, if only because I like the legal office romp fantasy.
- Overall Bang for the Buck: 3/5
- Cinematic Quality: 3/5
- Acting/Performances: 2/5
- Kinkiness: 1/5
- Realism: 2/5
- Educational Value: 1/5
- Going at it Alone: 3/5
- Watching with a Partner: 3/5
- The Big “O”: 2/5
The Bottom Line: If you like soft-core lesbian porn and have a fetish for inter-office legal romances, get this. If you’re looking for something a bit more realistic and hard-core, this isn’t going to be the film for you.