Sex Toy Review: The Love Bumper

The skinny: The Love Bumper, available in the Iceberg and Wedge models, is fun “Sex Furniture” and is available at

Overall Bang for the Buck: 3/5
Aesthetics: 2/5
Durability: 4/5
Kinkiness: 2/5
Comfort/Ease of Use: 5/5
Realism: N/A
Care/Cleanliness: 5/5
Partner Play: 5/5
Self Love: 3/5
The Big “O”: N/A

The Good: The Love Bumper is soft yet holds its form, and the vibrator pocket adds a bit of spice that regular pillows or cushions lack. The removable polysuede outer exterior is easy to clean and helps reduce friction while holding your body in place. For people with flexibility or mobility issues, it can relieve pressure on the lower back and hips, and help anyone vary their sexual positions. It can aid in partner or self-love G-spot/prostate stimulation and makes a perfect neck pillow for upright oral sex.

The Bad: At $85, you may want to just arrange some pillows to get the same effect. The height may not work for everyone, and the vibrator pocket, along with being too tight for most of my vibrators, is positioned in a place where my clit rarely was, making it hard to take advantage of the vibrations.

The Bottom Line: If you’ve got the budget, this sex toy/furniture can make sex less strenuous and help vary your positions both in partner play and self-love. I’m happy it’s in my repertoire.

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More photos of the Love Bumper Iceberg and Wedge, from

About Queerie Bradshaw

Lauren Marie Fleming is a writer, speaker and motivator known for her intimate, informative and often hilarious look at sex, relationships and body-image. Lauren runs the critically-acclaimed blog, writes for major news sources including VICE, Nerve, Huffington Post and Curve, and is the author of her memoir Losing It: My Life as a Sex Blogger. In 2013, Lauren founded Frisky Feminist Press ( as a way to enhance conversations about sexuality through educational guides, online classes and entertaining publications. A law school graduate, Lauren has spoken all over the United States and is internationally recognized for her dynamic, engaging style. In everything she does, Lauren’s goal is to educate, remove stigmas and encourage people to achieve their desires.
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One Response to Sex Toy Review: The Love Bumper

  1. Simone... says:

    Well, I know what I want for Christmas.

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