The readers of Autostraddle made a list of Hot 100 Queer Women and you, my lovelies, helped me get voted into the #41 spot. Since I’m single and I like to make lists of people I think are hot, I’ve decided to share with you all “the Autostraddle Top 100 Hot Queer Women I’d love to lock lips with list.” (say that 10 times fast)
The order here is random and not in order of how much I want to have my tongue in their mouth. That would be too hard to do while drinking bourbon, which I am doing as I write this. I didn’t include any super celebrities in here because really, that’s not nearly as fun for me to fantasize about.
What can I say, I like at least a smidgeon of attainability in my dreams.
(Exception: JD Sampson because maybe it’s just the bourbon talking but a girl’s gotta dream big and I’ve had a crush on JD since I first realized I was a kinderqueer.)