Professionalism at Its Best, a.k.a. Why I Loved the Sex Conference Catalyst Con

This one time, I went to a conference for bloggers and took a photo of my boobs squished against my friends’ boobs and posted it on Instagram. The next day, it was used on a very mean site as an example of how unprofessional I (and in turn every woman who has ever blogged and attended the BlogHer conference) am.

I really hope those people are still looking at my Instagram feed, because last weekend, my professionalism shined through. And that profession is sex.

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This is why I room with Mona Darling (DarlingPropaganda.com).

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My first ever Fatkini! I had to eat it, because fat girl.

Sex conferences are pretty much the best things that could possibly exist. Except for maybe a cure for cancer.

Catalyst Con didn’t cure cancer, but it did have a panel about how to deal with sex and dating while also dealing with cancer. The lovely, excitable, friendly, knowledgable, adorable, intelligent Charlie Nox taught it and I attended and damn. Powerful shit there.

We bonded over cancer and sex because that's kind of all I talk about these days.

We bonded over cancer and sex because that’s kind of all I talk about these days.

I’ll write about cancer later. And grief. Because they played a big role in my weekend and were the central plots in my Bawdy Storytelling tale, but for now, I’ll skip them, mostly because it’s late and I just don’t have the energy to cry.

I don’t really have the energy to do anything, thanks to the craziness of this weekend. I spoke three times! Once, at Bawdy, mentioned above, once teaching a workshop on how to build a career speaking and writing about sex, and once as a moderator of a media panel.

Phew, I’m exhausted just thinking about how exhausting this weekend was.

No clue who I stole this photo from, but thanks!

No clue who I stole this photo from, but thanks!

Apparently, I said some things that resonated with people (hooray!) and they were all a Twitter over my workshop. Thanks to Cunning Minx for putting all those tweets together in a Storify and making the material available for you all to read online. You can find all the tweets using the #cconcareer hashtag.

Thanks also to Sherri Shaulis and Gram Ponante for being lovely co-panelists on my media panel. You can find all that panel’s tweets using the #cconmedia hashtag.

I found this on FB but can't remember who took it. Thanks if you did!!

I found this on FB but can’t remember who took it. Thanks if you did!!

After one of my panels, the sweetest fan ever came up to me, all teary-eyed, and told me she also dealt with grief and that my writings have helped her. Talk about job satisfaction.

Speaking of job satisfaction, I got to hit Mona Darling over the head with a giant cock.

BAM! POW!

BAM! POW!

But she got me back.

OUCH!

OUCH!

That’s what I get for messing with a dominatrix.

What I also get for messing with a dominatrix are other amazing photos like these, which we took while eating chocolate dipped pineapples at Disneyland the day before the conference.

Mona, showing me how to handle it.

Mona, showing me how to handle it.

I'm not really sure what to do.

I’m not really sure what to do.

But I digress.

Let’s go back to talking about the perks of being a professional sex writer attending a sexuality conference. They include:

Riding to a lube factory (the wonderful Wet Lubricants to be exact) in a party bus with a stripper pole.

Meeting many amazing sex-positive people, including the lovely April Flores, for the first time and having them know who I am!

That necklace! That dress! That hair! Oooh I just love April Flores's style so much!

That necklace! That dress! That hair! Oooh I just love April Flores’s style so much!

Getting a whole panel of porn stars, critics and producers to blush.

I asked them what porn they liked.

I asked them what porn they liked.

Recording an episode of my forthcoming podcast with Ashley Manta and Lady Cheeky.

LOVE these two amazing women

LOVE these two amazing women

Recording another episode of my podcast with Lorax of Sex and Epiphora.

Nail polish triplets. (what happens when you interview anonymous bloggers)

Nail polish triplets. (what happens when you interview anonymous bloggers)

And going home with a giant basket full of sex toys to give away on my site!

Look for giveaways coming soon!

Look for giveaways coming soon!

 

I’m sure I’ll be writing about the psychological benefits of being surrounded by my people plenty later on, when I have the time and energy for such intense posts, but for now, know that I love each and every one of you who came up and said hi, sat in the hot tub with me, walked through the exhibit hall looking at sex toys with me, attended my sessions or came anywhere near Catalyst Con this weekend.

I can’t wait to do it all again on the East Coast in a few months.

About Queerie Bradshaw

Lauren Marie Fleming is a writer, speaker and motivator known for her intimate, informative and often hilarious look at sex, relationships and body-image. Lauren runs the critically-acclaimed QueerieBradshaw.com blog, writes for major news sources including VICE, Nerve, Huffington Post and Curve, and is the author of her memoir Losing It: My Life as a Sex Blogger. In 2013, Lauren founded Frisky Feminist Press (FriskyFeminist.com) as a way to enhance conversations about sexuality through educational guides, online classes and entertaining publications. A law school graduate, Lauren has spoken all over the United States and is internationally recognized for her dynamic, engaging style. In everything she does, Lauren’s goal is to educate, remove stigmas and encourage people to achieve their desires.
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